God's Joke (He does have a sense of Humor)

In A Minute

A man's conversation with God.


Man - God, what's a million years to you?

God - Oh, nothing but a minute.

Man- Ok. Well, God, what's a million dollars to you?

God - Oh, nothing but a penny.

Man - Well, God, can I have a million dollars?

God- Sure. In a minute.

*smile*


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